Cocktails on the Lawn

This is literally the worst idea we’ve ever had. Like is it even summer anymore for fuck sake Canberra. So yeah, we’re starting our Cocktails on the green” “Summer Series Redefining Canberras Bespoke Hip Night Life” Yeah but na howbout ya just come along if you like having a few bevs with a bunch of gronks on Picnic Rugs ey. And Bring ya own Rugs cheap bitches we ain’t givin you shit to sit on. If this offends you. Feel free to come and drink a bucket of Gravy. #BASICGREENRULEZAPPLY

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For all the lonely hearts clubbers that have booked we are open for heart break. 💔

we have space on the lawns for a romantic wine and dine picnic experience under the stars for those looking for something different. full service while you relax just bring a blanket and we shall serve you and your loved one :) taking bookings.

WE ARE 99% BOOKED for tomorrow lonely hearts dinner event, if you will not be attending or have some guests not attending please let us know asap as we have a number of people on a waiting list wanting to attend :) thank you

Just to be clear the valentines 🖤 lonely hearts event is FREE of entry. And there is no set menu, order whatever you want to eat and drink and that's your only cost 👍🏼. We are over 60% booked so hurry and be quick it will be the best valentines dinner this city has.

Have you made a booking to our lonely hearts fuck valentines dinner ? we have gathered all our tricks and put together the saddest of songs. we have put together a gang to celebrate being lonely, single and free. So come have a drink some food and meet our blue dwarf and maybe get a love reading from our tarot diva if that doesn't excite you five beautiful ladies will rock you or our topless waiters will spoil you, maybe get a massage to relax and if it gets to hot we have the coolest club in the world to cool you down and if its still not enough get married to yourself or a random in our instant married vegas booth and if this still doesn't excite you then go home and cry and maybe then you will realise why you are single hahaha taking bookings now be quick we are filling up.

Who is interested in LIP SYNC for your LIFE? lip sync your fav song dress up and perform it in front of a crowd with food and drinks and the winning SYNCER will win $1500 prize. coming soon to bonkers stay tuned.

Valentines dinner for singles and lonely hearts and couples are welcomed.

Have you made a booking to our lonely hearts fuck valentines dinner ? we have gathered all our tricks and put together the saddest of songs. we have put together a gang to celebrate being lonely, single and free. So come have a drink some food and meet our blue dwarf and maybe get a love reading from our tarot diva if that doesn't excite you five beautiful ladies will rock you or our topless waiters will spoil you, maybe get a massage to relax and if it gets to hot we have the coolest club in the world to cool you down and if its still not enough get married to yourself or a random in our instant married vegas booth and if this still doesn't excite you then go home and cry and maybe then you will realise why you are single hahaha taking bookings now be quick we are filling up. OVER 18 event. special dinner and drinks menu for the evening.

All the single guys shhhhhh we baited all the single girls with topless men so grab your single mates and head in for great food and drinks and all the single ladies. Taking bookings now for valentines single day. Like share and tag a single mate to win you and your bud a free beer each.

Waiting Room launch