Well.... we did it! May I add, with ease! Last game away at park couldn't have been any sweeter. With the presentation planned in the wishing well afterwards the day was always going to be a belter. 9:30am the lads are all meeting up behind the kebab house, when a sign of good luck from the gods fell from the sky landing on Daz Tyrers leg! A massive bird shit! The lads idea of making the bird shit stain unnoticeable was to skid on the grass to make more stains but of grass 🤦🏻‍♂ The lads all set off up to Bolton to put park to the sword. Before the game on our side of the pitch we started a warm up with our imaginary ball as we had forgotten to bring one! We had to ask the opposition to borrow one disrupting their training drills with their fancy bibs on running around cones. They looked the real deal as we know had a ball just smashing at the net and finney was in the net with a fag in his gob. Park must have lapped it thinking who are these lot. Kick off let's av it. Starting line up is, Finney our ever present keeper in the net with a very strong back 3 of Twiggy Brooksey and Millen, sat in front of them was dashti tommo and Dis. Wingers of jack and JP and Ganner playing just behind Dion. Straight from the off it was clear to see who are the better side moving the ball about the off the ball runs the talking and covering each other's positions. It took little over 15 mins for the dead lock to be broken as Dion dashti and Ganner passed the ball well through people and split the park defence like they wasn't there for dashti to score his second against park this season with a superb lob of the keeper. Goal two wasn't far behind when Dion got the assist to cross the ball in from the left wing for Ganner to put the ball into an empty net. The third goal was an OG when the park defender must have thought the only way he was getting on the score sheet was to take the ball off Ganner and absolutely smash the ball past his own keeper into the top corner of his OWN NET. It's game over now 3-0 park haven't got a clue. We havent got out of 2nd gear and we are 3-0 up. Playing some nice little passes it's in our hands BUT the next goal is for the 100th in the league this season. Half time whistle is blown and we are on 99 goals at 3-0. The lads come over to the sidelines and are told what to carry on doing and enjoy the game now just don't let this slip. 2nd half kicks off we are in total control again Millen and dash and Dis playing little triangles around their midfield Brooksey and twig not letting anything through. Tommo solid! Jp and jack runnng ragged on the wings and Ganner and Dion doing what they do best, showing people up. We win a free kick on the edge of the box Dion steps up to take it and with a fine ball Brooksey comes steaming through and heads the ball past the park keeper to make it 4-0 and Brooksey gets the 100th goal in the league. YES! Gotta be out of reach for them to catch us now but have we finished yet? NOPE! Dion again should be investigated for how many times he pulled the park right backs pants down when skinning him again to play a ball through to Paul who had just come on. Paul took it on his left put it on his right and 5-0 the crowd go wild. Dion has 3 assists he needs a goal he deserves one with his performance today, then a crunching tackle wins us a penalty. Dion steps up sends the keeper the wrong way and makes it 6. Deserved goal, scoreline flatters park really as it could have been 234-0. They score. We have Zeki our oldest player on the pitch now not taking any prisoners and mehmet smash! Frightening the life out of them. Park started to get wound up and flying into tackles as they couldn't match our ability clearly. Foul after foul after foul kicking out going in high a bit embarrassing really. But the ref blows the whistle for full time the seasons over we have 102 goals in 18 games in the league and only conceded 18 with that an 86+ goal difference. No defeats in the league at all. A true testament to the management and squad. Yasin out of no where grabs 2 flares in true Turkish fashion Barton grabs the champagne and League trophy and Championee championee ole ole ole rings out around the ground as park look on envious walking off the field finishing second to the real deal. Back to the Wishing well for the presentation. Bottle of JD inside the cup the lads are getting giddy. It's a feel good factor everyone's buzzing as me and yasin sit down to give out the awards. Clubman award is usually looked at as the award nobody wants but this time around it means a lot. Talking in Turkish yasin begins I pretended to have an idea what he said and basically just guessed at it saying This lad was the first player to sign for the club last season and has been an absolute baller. If it wasn't for Dion today he would have been MOM. He turns up from Poulton might I add on buses, trains anything he can to help the lad out and puts a Shift in every week. IAN MILLEN. The next clubman is another well deserved award he puts the team first and it almost cost him his job our ever present keeper STUART FINNEY. Next one voted by the lads this Ines the Players player. An absolute gentleman and an all round great guy. Works hard for the team will play anywhere and he's some engine on him. He's not allowed to accept the award with his shirt on though it's DISY. Manager player could have gone to the whole squad to be honest but how can you not give it a guy who has scored half of our goals this season on 55 yes 55 goals in 23 games it has to be our Dez DION HOLDEN. Dion gets called back up for his second trophy of the day as I have just said top goal scorer on 55 12 coming in 5 in the cup and 43 in 18 in the league. He's had a Fantastic season it's DION HOLDEN again. GOAL OF THE SEASON AWARD this one would be a hard one to pick if it wasn't for the way this goal was scored. A forty yard sprint from Yasin to absolutely smash a worldie in the top bin is hands down the goal of the season. YASIN ONEMLI TURKISH PLAYER OF THE YEAR. Barton and Yasin had a surprise trophy up their sleeve for me SPORTS WRITER OF THE YEAR. In good fun and actually I'm very grateful for it I do the match reports and write ups for the team. I run the Facebook page to help the lads out let's face it I wouldn't get in this side but I love helping the management and lads out absolute great group of lads love you all and thanks for letting me be a part of it. This team ability wise is brilliant but what this teams about is a bunch of lads from all preston and turkey having a laugh and we've built great friendships. The football and smashing people week in week out is an added extra. Big thanks and shout out to Dave Barton gonna be sorely missed next year but we go again and have to carry this on and match up the leagues. ZEKIS CHANT LOSTOCK HALL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 LOSTOCK HALL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 LOSTOCK HALL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Good luck to all the students at Lostock Hall Academy with their GCSE exams. The school have just ordered 60 pizza's for their students. Wish they'd done this when we were at school!!

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Party and pizza time 😍😜