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fuck the rules girls stop tellin guys to wait till weddin night damn the rules of u are a virgin when u know bellow there is big enough for rat to use as room self con i hate the rules and bring in the game #richynellyanskiomoyapayanski #educatedEDOguy
*RICHYNELLY©2012* A professor and his illiterate Wife went for an interview. The interviewer said the interview would be conducted one after the other. The professor first before his wife. Interviewer ..... Q1 Give me the name of an Ancient philosopher who was born 384 years Before Jesus Christ ? (BC) Professor .......Aristotle Interviewer: Q2 When did he die? Professor ...... 322 years Before Christ was born (BC) Interviewer ........ Q3 Did he leave any theory? Professor..... Yes, but not scientifically Proven. After the interview, the Professor told his wife the three answers before she was called for her interview. Interviewer ..... Q....1 What is your name madam? Madam....... Aristotle Interviewer ....... Q2 When were you born? Madam ...... 322 years Before Christ was born(BC) Interviewer ....... Are you Mad? Madam ..... Yes, but not scientifically Proven
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy : “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.” Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?” Teacher : ” I was talking to God.” The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him… Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in my class.” Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.” Angry teacher: “What wereyou doing.??” Little boy : “I was talking to God.” Angry teacher: “What did He say??” Little boy : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of Lifesaver candies and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, Lil' Johnnie coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out! Spit 'em out!! They're assholes!!!"
I believe through any trial, there is always a way But sometimes in this suffering and hopeless despair My heart cries for shelter, to know someone's there But a voice rises within me, sayinghold on my child, I'll give you strength, I'll give you hope. Just stay a little while. I believe in the sun even when it is not shining And I believe in love even when there's no one there But I believe in God even when he is silent I believe through any trial there is always a way.......i love u all and u too, dat read dis! # spiritualnigga # educatededoguy # talentedlagosguy #richynellydspiritual
See me see this China gal on fb chat o Lol Richy Nelly :hello welcome to my friend list Youngtouchi : English no Richynelly : but u look cool u should understand English Youngtouchi : 👍 Richynelly : how are u doing Youngtouchi : no reply Richynelly : are u there ? Youngtouchi no reply Richynelly : oloshi omo Youngrouchi : meaning ? Richynelly : ode ni e Youngtouchi : konidafun e omo weyrey Richynelly : 👀👀 what are u saying Youngtouchi : tun ka , oloshi Lol nawa oooo