Muscle Monkey Functional Fitness
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Welcome to Muscle Monkey Functional Fitness! Founded in 2015 on principles of fitness, community, accountability, and virtue. It is our mission to offer the highest quality service aimed at helping people of all fitness levels improve their quality of life. Our community-based strength and conditioning fitness programs have been proven effective and deliver unparalleled results.
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https://musclemonkeychallenge.com/optin “In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state” Holy cow...what did I just say? Remind me to never blindly quote wikipedia again! Instead, let me tell you what the “Butterfly Effect” REALLY is and why it’s so important that you read this email. Back in ‘52, Ray Bradbury wrote a wonderful short story called “A Sound of Thunder”. This story takes place far into the future where time travel is now common, and tells of a young man named Eckels who was headed back in time to hunt dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. Time travel. What more could you ask for in a story back then? But I digress... During this trip he gets frightened by a huge T-Rex, scurries off the path they have been told to stay on, and accidentally steps on a small butterfly. Even though it was nothing more than a tiny insect among billions of them, when Eckels returns to his own time he finds that the world he had left had drastically changed. The language wasn’t quite the same. People behaved differently. There were even different people running the country. All because of a small “step” that he had taken in the past. What if I told you that, at this very moment, you had a chance to change the trajectory of your future...forever? What if, instead of stepping off that path like young Eckels did, all YOU had to do was click your mouse. Or tap your finger. Click or tap here to see if we can possibly change your life https://musclemonkeychallenge.com/optin Of course, clicking that link is only the first step, but it’s a first step that could have a monumental impact on your life and in the lives of everyone around you. But keep in mind, time is of the essence. These opportunities only come around every once in a while and are gone like dust in the wind. Click here before midnight. https://musclemonkeychallenge.com/optin Because, after that, this opportunity will be gone like a butterfly in the wind. To making life better, Dean Trinklein, Sean Trinklein, and the Muscle Monkey Team