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Market Hall Tavern

33 Market street, Kingswinford, United Kingdom
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Come and celebrate Paddy’s day the right way. We’ve got plenty of Guinness to keep you going all day long. ☘️☘️☘️

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Regretably, due to several complaints from customers, market hall tavern will no longer allow dogs on the premises after 6pm, this is a rule that has been passed down from marstons and at that, we are unable to change it, sorry for thoes affected, dogs are allowed in before 6 pm but not after..

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What a great start for england in the 6 nations, lets hope that we can carry on like it, next england game is shown here at the market hall tavern on the 10th so get yourselves down here to watch on the big screen, we are also playing all the rest of the 6 nations games throughout feb and march, so grab a pint, grab a seat and cheer on...

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You’ve made it through January and it’s Pay Day! What better reason to come and celebrate with us? Especially as we’ve got a fantastic range of drinks offers this weekend.

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Fantastic, im astonished and humbled by how many of you came out to bring in the new year with us at the market hall tavern, was a blinding night and i just want to say thank you to everyone, you guys are the reason we do this so again, thank you all so much and we hope everyone has a great 2018 :)

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I am disheartened and disgusted by how low people will go to try and be allowed back in after a pub ban, i think it is a disgrace to try and pull on the heart strings of thoes that have spoken to you in confidence about illnesses and problems that have plagued their family and try to use it for own gain, and when you dont get the answer wanted you then turn back to your true self, the same person you was when you recived the ban. What is this world coming to when we have people like this in it!

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What a fantastic weekend so far, it has really been immense, all us at the market hall tavern would like to wish all our customers and friends and family a verry merry christmas and a prosperous new year :) hope everyone has an amazing time :)

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Pinched from another site and couldn't resist sharing this. Please, please do not read this if you are easily offended, It’s that festive time of year when decent, honest boozers are plagued by non-drinkers. And not real non-drinkers, not people who don’t ever drink, they’re fine. We’re talking about people who don’t go near a pub for 11 months out of the year, the kind of awful human beings who buy their beer from supermarkets with the weekly shop, people who consume such a laughable quantity of alcohol that they can only be designated as “non-drinkers”. Whether it’s the Christmas Work’s Do or a Festive Drink With Friends, you are ruining pubs for the rest of us. Everyone hates you. Every actual drinker in the pub hates you and all the serving staff hate you. You’re awful. Here’s a guide on how to not be quite so awful DO NOT APPROACH THE BAR UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT • The bar is an intricate machine full of separate-yet-interconnecting cogs. It is NOT the place to think or choose or decide. The engine only works if everyone knows their place and performs their function. Do you hear that collective groan as you ask the Bartender if they’ve got Cranberry Juice? Or as you turn around to ask Barbara what she wants to drink? That groan is you single-handedly sucking life away from your fellow drinkers. Make a decision first, then go to the bar and order what you’ve selected. Just like ANY OTHER FORM OF COMMERCE! DON'T START DRINKING AT 4pm • You’re NOT a drinker. We haven’t seen you all year. You’re an amateur, so don’t start out with a Marathon. You can’t just rock up to the Premier League one day saying “I’m Match Fit, lads!” This is why you’re puking and crying before nine o’clock at night. YOU ARE IN A ROUND • I don’t care who you’re with, how many of you there are or how well you know them. You are in a Round with all the people you came in with. That’s how it works. You see those twenty-five loud, burly, drunken Rugby Players on the other side of the pub? They are a pleasure to serve compared to you. They order eight pints of lager, eight pints of Guiness, six pints of bitter and three Jack Daniels, then they pay the bill in one fell swoop. Your group orders ten drinks one-at-a-time and then pays for them all one-at-a-time as the rest of pub creeps closer to Death’s eternal grasp waiting for you to finish, despite the fact nine of you are drinking the same fucking drink and the last person, THE LAST PERSON, wants a Guiness putting on. Every single person waiting to get served wants your group to die in a complicated house fire. KNOW WHERE YOU ARE • Look around you. What kind of drinking establishment are you in? Is it a pub or a bar? If there’s 85 lads watching football on the telly, stop trying to be a drunk, flirty attention-whore because it won’t work. If the walls are cluttered with offers of 6 Shots Of Neon Sourz For A Fiver, don’t try asking for that Single Malt whiskey you memorized from Mad Men. Equally, if it’s a pub adorned with wood furnishings and hand-pulls, stop trying to get the Landlord to make that shitty cocktail you saw on Sex And The City HOT GIRLS GET SERVED FIRST • Welcome to Western Civilization. iPHONE ETTIQUETTE • Okay, the music isn’t great. It’s nothing to write home about. But it’s been specifically selected to offend the least amount of people. It’s background music. If you want anything else, then you want to be at a club or a gig. If, however, you’ve decided to“do the pub a favour” by blaring out a playlist from your iPhone, then you are a twat. A prize, prize twat. Other expletives come to mind. Likewise don't get offended if the barman politely gives you a pound and rejects all six Abba songs you paid for. ATTRACTING ATTENTION • Newsflash: You are NOT next. You might have been in the bar queue longer than anybody else, but that doesn’t mean you’re next. Do you know why? Because there are no "Official Rules Of Queueing At The Bar." The Bartender is 100% in charge of who is next. So do not piss them off. Yes, they can see you. You do not need to bang your change on the top of the bar. You do not need to wave your money around in the air, as if you’re the only person in the room with a tenner (unless it’s a Strip Club). You especially do not need to click your fingers like a Parisian Cafe prick or whistle like a Shepherd herding his flock. These tactics will only achieve one outcome: no matter how long you’ve been waiting up until this point, you’ve just moved yourself to the back of the queue. PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT • If an old bloke sat at the bar gets served before you do, and the Bartender knows him by name and even seems to know what he’s drinking before he orders it, just shut the fuck up. That’s Bob. Bob drinks here all the time. Bob drinks here five times a week, every week. Bob’s custom pays the bills. Bob and the other Regulars keep the pub open eleven months of the year whilst you’re having dinner parties and bulk-buying booze from the supermarket. Yes, they get preferential treatment. Accept it and shut the fuck up. TIME IS TIME (sometimes) • Pubs don’t stop serving because they hate you (that’s a lie, sometimes they do) or because it’s funny or because they get bored of selling beer. It’s a legal requirement for them to stop serving at a designated time. Once Time is called, they are legally unable to sell anymore beer. You cannot cajole them into selling more, because it’s a legal requirement. You cannot bribe them into selling more, either with the promise of drinks or money, because it’s a legal requirement. You cannot reason or argue them into selling more, because it’s a legal fucking requirement. “Who’s gonna know? There’s nobody around, I won’t tell anyone.” THAT’S HOW THE HOLOCAUST STARTED! See you in twelve months, you fucking pricks.

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Well guys and girls, its getting closer to that time of year again, is everyone ready for it? Well us here at the market hall tavern are and this weekend we have the music stylings of just charlotte, from 8.30pm friday night , so get yourself down here for some great music, great drink and as always, a great atmosphere:)

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What a great weekend celebrating both jody plants and my birthday, has been a fantastic weekend and with all this snow too, very festive :)

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This weekend's entertainment, to help celebrate a member of staffs birthday on Friday we have the fantastic Bryony singing all your favourite tunes and then on Saturday we have the fantastic John Stacey with his tribute to the great Michael buble to help celebrate another birthday :) so come join us this weekend for a fantastic time and great drink deals

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