In the words of the late Eazy-E Merry Motherfuckin Christmas.

🕺🏼🕺🏼 ALL APPOINTMENTS TODAY AND TOMORROW WILL BE £20 🔥🔥 Hit us up for the last remaining slots this side of christmas!

Please read 🔥🔥🔥 All appointments on the 23, 24, 30 and 31 will be charged at £20 and a second appointment can be booked for £15 all no shows will be shot

Shops poppin 1000-1900 and from today @ 12pm Sonora Mexican Kettering is opening its doors and will be putting dishing tacos, nachos and burritos like they grow on trees. https://app.shedul.com/online_bookings/58406/link booking link Got an appointment? Cop a taco Small queue? Get a couple tacos Completely sausaged it and missed your appointment? Get yourself a burrito All your problems solved in one convenient location

Appointments running 1000 till 2000 and the party will be kicking off from 1800 so come down cop some garms, get a trim and all that good shit

Eh gringo come to the shop between 1000-1900 for that fresh trim ese

The funny statuses have been missing for quite some time and we are sorry about that.. between Disco Dill giving birth (despite looking still pregnant), Perry forgetting to come in to work then losing his car in the process, Lee's name changing, Luca still running amuck and not being in the slightest way helpful and Mr. Patrick Brookes making a Shawn Michaels style entrance to the team kissing girls and kicking children... we've been very busy and would like to take this time to thank everyone that has supported us and continue to do so. Now, enough of the soft shit WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER PARTAAYYYY and we would like to cordially invite all of the 95/96 mandem and gyaldem to the '95/96 x Groovy Garage X-mas Shower Down Session'. Coming in early making the most of the fast approaching season and mayhem celebrating santa, the mandem, the gyaldem, sick trims, good music and THE OFFICIAL IN HOUSE GROOVY GARAGE MYSTIC RAIL LAUNCH!

Slide into our dms for a free haircut by our junior barber, grade 2 or above 💈💈

@9596patrick Presents Tape Nation, Out Now! 1000 till 1900 appointments are limited for today so be sure to cop them before some other wasteman beat you to it.

Wednesday, 1000 till 1800 with all your favourite neighbourhood rapscallions. Perry O'Hagan, Dillon Hills, Luca Vellucci, Patrick Devlin and Patrick Brookes fighting all that is evil in the world of hair from pushed hairlines and destroyed crowns. Get down to Super Hero HQ (aka 95/96 found at The Yards) where it is a safe haven and you can have a cup of coffee with washing up liquid in it and take a load off on the sofa which almost ended a friendship and ruined a holiday. Bookings can be made via the link below AND REMEMBER TO GET YOUR CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS IN ASAP THEY WONT BE AROUND MUCH LONGER. https://app.shedul.com/online_bookings/58406/link