I'm going to open a Halloween-themed sexy underwear store in Paris called "Boo! Lingerie".

A short message from Comedy Phil.

Secure a place at the University Of Sunderland by only eating mackem academia nuts.

Finished writing my book about The Police. There's a Sting in the tale.

My second joke book, More Swales of Laughter, will be published soon. My first joke book, Swales Of Laughter, is still available from Amazon. Please buy it so that I can continue to enjoy things like food and warm clothing. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Swales-Laughter-Phil/dp/1543163297

Who needs jokes writing? I've got the funny, if you've got the money! Please get in touch with your requirements. www.philswalescomedy.com

I own Ricky Martin albums, DVDs, wallpaper, duvet cover, pillow cases... the whole shebangs.

Need some jokes writing. DM me, Comedy Phil!

Anybody in the comedy industry need some help with admin, back office stuff, etc? I'm looking to diversify and earn more cash! 🌟🌟🌟PLEASE SHARE!🌟🌟

The first motion pictures to depict people strolling and speaking were called "The Walkie Talkies".

Found this inside myself earlier. I guess Heather Smalls was right.