Mjita Sometimes you should do what other guys wouldn't do to make your girlfriend happy , so out of the blue , wash her panty..,#happyspringday

PULE VS NTHABISENG Pule o na robetse pela Nthabiseng mosadi wahae a kulang betheng. Nthabiseng: Moratuwa kekopa ho ikahlola? PULE: phomola hle ratolaka Nthabiseng: A kena monna hanong""" butle hle ke batla ho o bolella hore ha keshwa ke tlo phomola ka kgotso, kgale keutswa tjhelete yahao n ke efa Nyatsi yaka, ebile hase wena ntata Lefa le Bonolo, kenna a ileng a utswa watch yahao ya gold kae pata mokotlaneng wa Ausi wa hao hore o kgone ho motebela, ke kopa ontshwarele hle ratu. PULE: ke tseba ntho engwe le engwe moratuwa ke ka hoo keo tshelletseng chefu, robala o phomole hore e kgone ho sebetsa o ichwelle ka kgotso sfebenyana saka***

One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife. HUSBAND: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go. WIFE: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 litres of cooking oil. HUSBAND: Is it going to be enough? WIFE: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! (They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 litres of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They then hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.) WIFE: Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. HUSBAND: Yes we are, its YOUR mother(our mother) who passed away. WIFE: (shocked & crying) But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff! HUSBAND: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back! Moral of the story: Whatever that you want done to you, do it to others as well...

Conversation In Bed . Guy : Do u love me? Girl : Yes bby i love u Guy : Can u prove that? Girl : How? Guy : By making love with me now babe Girl : No baby not yet, but u can touch everywhere. . ********************* Next day . Guy : Baby 2day am taking u out for shopping. Girl : Wow baby thats nice of u. (The gal took evrything she wanted in the shop) Girl : Lets go & pay now! Guy : am kidding bbe! Do u see how it feels now to touch something that u won't get? Girl : *faints*

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams,I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out. One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up? How did you pass this exam?" By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself,could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked upandsaid, "A stupid student here did notwrite his name on the paper and he scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now!" I FAINTED! .. Hit like and share for more

Can't believe dis lere Tefo o etsa jwang,aow Jehovah Robala Ka kgotso TF

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Looool..... Keqeta ho qabolwa ke nkgono omong ka taxing. Taxi driver ebatla hotsuba jwale ore ho nkgono oo "nkgono o tshaba kwae?". Nkgono oo athola a mosheba are hoyena "mme wa hao onale bana ba bakae?". Taxi driver are "re babedi". Nkgono oo are hoyena "ngwanaka mme wa hao keyena a tshabang kwae, nna kenale bana ba 13"

My son came in my room today wth a huge smile on his face, shouting, ''Mommy guess what, I now know what I want to be when Im all grown up!'' ''That's my boy'' I replied. ''Now tell me, what does mommy's little ambitious boy wants to do?'' ''I want to be a gabbage collector,'' he said... ''because they only work on Tuesdays!''

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