I can't wait to have female twins..... So i can name them Linda Ikini & Linda Ikeji......

All Nigerians na Yahoo,even you wey suppose sell something for 100naira and ended up selling it for 1000 you are a yahoo..unfortun ately,an average Nigerian has this mind set..we call am business sense abi? But you are quick to condemn a yahoo boy..you are both into the same kind of dubious activity..the difference is that,the yahoo guy is operating on international level and you are running local...change begins with everyone of us... #kammy

IN LIFE.... Work for A cause not for applause , Live to express not to impress, Don't strive to make your presence noticed, Just make your Absence felt. How u dey??

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to wait for Gods time but he refused. (I leave am nah) He went inside his house with the native doctor, after the native doctor finished doing his enchantment, he told my neighbor that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neighbour greedily agreed. The native doctor then told my neighbour that the first person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, except d person reply with retaarh to backfire. my neighbour agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door opened waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. The native doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied “rereretaaaarh". Who will stop or die for Who?? This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererer erereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...

AMERICANS..... My name is Junior i'm 18 suffering from Cancer of the lungs.....and my next surgery commence this week, I just need $100,000 dollars. to support my treatment. COMMENTS..... Bryan.. I really have many issues at hand, my little Baby Kim is currently ill and have spend alot on him, I will only help with $2000dollars. GREY: oh man I know you're going through alot, I will help with $6000 dollars, and I will give you more by end of the month Stevenson: I will get across to meet my Dad and Uncle to support you, my dreams has always be to help cancer patients, I am so glad I will be of help to you just call me.... NIGERIANS..... My name is ekpeyong bassey, I have cancer of the Brain and I need 40,000 naira to support my medical bill please help me.... COMMENT'S..... Emmanuel:...hmmm GOD will heal you oo, but you for show us the brain now abi we go just give you money like that? Firstina Osizemeteh:.. GOD will heal you, just keep on praying and drink a lot of water Biggy: hmmmm see this yahoo Boy oo.... Tony: if I tel you my problem you go even thank GOD say na cancer you get. Jecintha Nnorom :....dude don't be a lazy, get up with your cancer and work like other Men to treat your Cancer. Mhiz Gold:...ahhh for this recession person 3months salary... Michael:... But Bros you get mind o, As I dey like this I never chop, see your mind like water... Pastor:... You're healed in Jesus name Mama Sikirat:....Ole, theif,....werey, Agboro.... Lol hahahaha

Women and dick wahala! A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's penis is too long. She said *"when ever he inserts it in me, its so long that it touches my heart".* The doctor replied: *“okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller.”* The lady shouted *"Nooooooh for what? Just shift my heart up a little*..... is not my hand writing oooo

Your current position is somebody's future expectation.Your life now is somebody's prayer request. Don't let the devil point at you that somebody is doing better than you. It is a strategy for ingratitude. Anything you celebrate multiplies, anything you despise diminishes. Appreciation is the vehicle for acceleration. Gratitude is the lift to great altitude. To see what God will do, you must acknowledge what God has done. This is your season of testimony. Good morning lovers and how ws ya nyt??

WHICH ONE CAN YOU MANAGE? BE HONEST! 1] 2 years without phone. 2] 2 years without sex. 3] 2 years without money. 4] 2 years without alcohol. 5] 2 years without bathing. 6] 2 years without eating your favourite food. 7] 2 years without your family. 8] 2 years without facebook. 9] 2 years without seeing your partner

You don't have to make a strong impression for someone to like you. If they are meant for you they will be with you. Don't stress it . There is someone out there who likes all your qualities with no complain . You will find them. Not those who lies in the name of love just to get in. #word

Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, may be robust. Inspector: Colour of her eyes? Husband: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Colour of car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power, teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and...and... (starts sobbing) Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.. 😂😂😂 Abi what do you think he was really looking for..? His wife👱 or his car🚗..?😂😂😂😂😂

Dear God Bless those who Love me and change the hearts of those who don't .But if they refuse to change, Put first class pimples and monkey pox on their faces so i can identify Dem

who don dey feel the hammatan and x-mas breez already??? Many People who started this year with us are all dead, Just 1 month left to the end of 2017, If you are Grateful to be Alive Just Comment 'Thank You God'.