Pls tell me de truth Which of these sentences gives you great joy when you were a primary school pupil 1. Tear a sheet of paper 2. Get out of the class 3. Answer 1 out of 3 question 4. Mathematics teacher is sick 5. Test has been cancelled 6. Go back home there is no school today

MY BABE: I love you with all my heart ME: I love you too MY BABE: You promise to love me forever? ME: Yes, i promise MY BABE: Will you give me your heart? ME: I'm sorry baby.. MY BABE: YOu mean you dont love me? ME: It's not like that MY BABE: Then what? ME: Someone has won my heart with her tenderness, purest of love, care, supports, name it.. MY BABE: (burst into tears, after some time, she ask me) And you want to leave me n marry her? ME: I wish i can, but i can't. MY BABE: Why??? ME: Because she's my MOTHER. What about you, do you love your MOTHER??? If you do, pls Type "I LOVE MUM"

😀😀😀After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's now 100yrs(1917 - 2017); The Blessed Virgin Mary appeared to Lucy, Francisco & Jacinta in Fatima. O my Mother Mary, you are the Ever virgin, The Immaculate Conception, Mediatrix of all Graces and our Mother of good remedy. Pls Mama, visit me at my points of need especially in this my present pressing need. Once u get this msg say one Hail Mary , then mention that ur present need(make it a request)

"The truth is, whether you know it or not, your thoughts are responsible for whatever place or situation you are in right now."

#CHANGE* Don't change just enough to get away from your problems- change enough to solve them.* Don't change your circumstances to improve your life- change yourself to improve your circumstances.* Don't do the same old things expecting to get different results- get different results by doing something new.* Don't wait to see the light to change- start changing as soon as you feel the heat.* Don't see change as something hurtful that must be done-see it as something helpful that can be done.* Don't avoid paying the immediate price of change- if you do, you will pay the ultimate price of never improving.Let's face it...

Who is a sinner among these three ????? 1. Someone who steal the bible from the church to read at home??? 2. Someone who steal money at home and give offering in church???? 3. Someone who steal offering in church to give to the poor and orphans????

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