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Walmart Donetsk: Unofficial

1 Slavina Ulitsa, Donetsk, Russia
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We are the new Donetsk branch of American conglomerate Valmart. We are the best place to go for cheap, affordable items procured from war zones!  

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We encourage our customers to avoid fighting in the parking lot. We now you enjoy our RUSSIAN THANKSGIVING DAY 75% OFF SALE, but your fighting scares customers and we WILL have to break it up, break up your face, that is. Thank you from the staff

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Walmart Donetsk officially apologizes for the lack of posts. Those Nazi Ukrainian Mongol Turk Kebab Lovers who run the Market Basket down the road surprise attacked us about a month ago. An update: Here's a picture of Alyosha and Modest returning from a battle with Ukrainofascists, in which we burnt down their Market Basket and stole all of their alcohol. In honor of our great victory, we will be having 75% sale on all hairdressing appliances, just bring in the promo code: SLAVA NOVOROSSIYA

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Bring your pet to work day! Here, Artyom has brought his puppies: Kosel and Sidor for a little picnic. *Please do not bring your pets to work anymore, the animals get into our alcohol and then shit all over the place.*

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Winters can get pretty cold in Novorossiya, so Dmitri and Volodya like to warm themselves up with a little game of football. *GUITARS NOW ON SALE IN INSTRUMENTS ISLE, ONLY TWO HUNDRED RUBLES!*

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An introduction: We are the Donetsk branch of American conglomerate Walmart, based in Novorossiya. Providing the best in items procured from the war zones nearby. Our items are affordable and plentiful, and you'll cheeki your breekis off once you see what else we've got!

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